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This post title is another posh way to say: I HAVE RUN OUT OF IDEAS.....
Let's just base this post on a random fact about a billy goat: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
Here is a random story that I am basing on this fact...
Unlike the other females who spent all their time giggling behind their hooves and pampering themselves with oils, making sure their fur was soft and appealing for the gentlemen, Celine would exercise her muscles and practise jumping over hedges so she could race horses. The horses bred for racing in the field next door would constantly sneer at Celine, laughing brattishly at her attempts, as if she were nothing but a piece of rotting fish. But she would not be put away from her dream.
Gaahhhh!!!
I am way too lazy to actually finish this story so...
There was this billy goat called Duerden who did not urinate on his own head, and Celine found that attractive, so she fell in love and then they got married... The End.
Let's just base this post on a random fact about a billy goat: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
Here is a random story that I am basing on this fact...
Unlike the other females who spent all their time giggling behind their hooves and pampering themselves with oils, making sure their fur was soft and appealing for the gentlemen, Celine would exercise her muscles and practise jumping over hedges so she could race horses. The horses bred for racing in the field next door would constantly sneer at Celine, laughing brattishly at her attempts, as if she were nothing but a piece of rotting fish. But she would not be put away from her dream.
Gaahhhh!!!
I am way too lazy to actually finish this story so...
There was this billy goat called Duerden who did not urinate on his own head, and Celine found that attractive, so she fell in love and then they got married... The End.
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