Stationary

By Anonymous -
I like stationary.  Although it may seem that I like cheese more than I like stationary, I like stationary more.  Unfortunately, liking is not something you usually associate with me.  It's either love or hate.  

 Me: But, I like stationary.
And again we speak of liking : Me to Me

Stationary is awesome!  It ranges from pens to scissors to practically anything you imagine. 


Image result for rainbow erasable pens

THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

Yeah, that was a bit much.

Anyway...

These are some facts about Stationary:

  • The word ‘pen’ comes from an old French word for the long wing or tail feather of a bird.
  • Research in 2008 revealed that the average Bic ballpoint can draw a line three kilometres long.
  • Hehe, this is not a fact, but it basically is.  Stationary is the best!  [*I'm not being partial to anything here...]
You are lying: Me to Me
Me: Shut up!

So, let's continue.

I have a friend.  Her name is Elisabeth.  She is rather obsessed with a bad pun.  I get it, but it isn't funny:


Image result for the tides have turned pun


It has to do with stationary because stationary is related to everything.  It is an essential factor in the life of a human.  We need stationary!!!!!!!!


It's actually not compulsory : Me to Me
Me: Liar!



(*We have turned the microphone over to a rather posh old woman who loves stationary)

Me: Good morning/afternoon/evening/night [*I don't actually mean that, just choose one to suit your time frame] miss.

Rather posh old lady:  I'm delighted to make your acquaintance.  If you'll excuse me, I have to use the convenience.

Me: What on Earth is that?

Rather posh old lady: Um... the latrine?

Me: (*Shrug) No clue.

Rather posh old lady: I have to use the jakes!

[*Nobody laugh about my surname.  It is what it is what it is] 

(*Chocolate biscuit break while "Rather posh old lady" uses the bathroom)

[*Background sound effects: Scoff, gobble, crunch...]

Me: Welcome back!

Rather posh old lady: I like stationary because it reflects me, as a whole.  It let's the world see my colour that I have transferred into my stationary.  Stationary has become something of a sister to me. 

[*I had to cut off the rest of what she says; it gets rather emotional]


Me: Well, thank you all for listening to why stationary is the best.


Ok, that was a bit over the top and I will accept that that is weird.  That didn't make any sense so I wrote that because I was bored of the typical blogging.  I see nothing wrong with trying out new ways...

So, yeah, have a nice day I guess.  But if it is evening, have a good night!


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