Kitten the Bug - Introduction - Ep1

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Hello, I am kitten the bug.

 I am a bug.

 I am 2 years old.

 I have uncountable siblings.

 My best friend is BOB.

 I ate apple pie last week.

 I have no friends.

 My life is full of doors, cats and gerbils.

 I don't understand why people call my ears small.

 They are quite big.

 BOB found my headphones yesterday.

 They are yellow.

 My favourite kind of banana is yellow.

 Tomorrow, I will eat the banana.

 Tomorrow, I will also eat the melon.

 The green melon tastes good.

 I love the green melon.

 I also love going to the zoo.

 The zoo is fun.

 You can see chickens there.

 The chickens there make very tasty chicken rice.

 I love chicken rice.

 But I like to eat yellow bananas together with green melons and chicken rices.

 Bug is my first language.

 Here is how it goes:
eleb so ep ne pep eleb so ep ne pep.

 That means HELLO I AM A BUG HELLO I AM A BUG.

 so evvy ep ne pep.

 That means I ACTUALLY AM A BUG.

 Now you know me, BAI!!!

 BUG OUT!!!

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