Lemon the Duck - Fortunately and Unfortunately

Once upon a time, a duck sat on a fence.

Unfortunately, he fell off the fence and into the pond where he almost drowned.

Fortunately, his mother was nearby, and performed CPR.

Unfortunately, his mother CPRed too hard and all the duck's organs combusted.

Fortunately, doctors came to save him.

Unfortunately, whilst the doctors were trying to sew his organs up, they split open his skull and his brain spilled out of his head. It looked like grey cauliflower.

Fortunately, they managed to sew him up and he was fine.

Unfortunately, he looked terrible, with many scars.

Fortunately, his mother brought him to undergo plastic surgery.


Unfortunately, after his plastic surgery, he looked like a lemon. He felt sad and left out from his friends lives and tried to hang himself.

Fortunately, one of his friends saved him and he didn't die. Then, that friend took him to buy a duck costume. The costume fit so well and looked really realistic.

Unfortunately, the female ducks thought he looked handsome and all tried to date him.

Fortunately, he managed to get away.

Unfortunately, he was so depressed that he jumped into a pit of lava and died.


THE END

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