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WEIRD ANIMAL SONGS.

WHY DO US HUMAN CREATE SUCH DUMB SONGS ABOUT ANIMALS ??!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!!!!? There is an infinite amount of them so here r the top 3 No.1 Narwhals They live in the ocean and cause commotion cuz they are so awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9IRXIF5Ak Rly upbeat and lively. Its kinda funny. No.2 Duck He wants grapes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q COMPLETELY DUMB there is also 2 other songs still about the duck No.3 Nyan Cat MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYYUsA9VpE ?Confusing? Its nyan cat in different languages. That's 3 annoying songs. They will most probably get stuck in your head for a long time.  If u think that there is a even more annoying, catchy animal song, tell me about it in the comments!!!!!!!!  PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!!! ~guess who this is~ (guyz, it's the PFU, I hope Toby doesn't see this... I'm...

PeRsPeCtIvE-Holidays

Holidayz............ A good waste of time. U have so much free time to do whatever u want. UNLESS  U HAVE SOME TUITION OR SUMMER CAMP. = Good or Bad U GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY 4 VACATION = GOOD  U GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY FOR AN EDUCATIONAL SUMMER CAMP = BAD U SUDDENLY GO INTO A COMA =VERY BAD those r the good n bad OF ZE HOLIDAY. In my holiday : -I went overseas -Watched 4 seasons of GLEE -Finished 3 Seasons of  STVFOE -Wrote a blog But in this time i went on a journey of self discovery. and i completed it... TO FIND OUT MORE, GIVE THIS BLOG 50000000000000 VIEWS ! (Like it totally is going to happen...)

The Truth...(about lies)

WHO HAS NEVER TOLD THE TRUTH BEFORE? A: ME! That's right! My life is a lie or is it. It hurts. 2 words to summarise the lie. Life once asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death replied "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am the painful truth." The truth my only hurt for a moment but Lying to someone has a pain that will last forever. With the truth we need to learn about forgiveness and acceptance. It is the only way we can truly move forward. So step up above STUFF. And start by telling the truth. (I AM AMAZING) (I AM BEAUTIFUL) (FOR THE PAST 2 THINGS, I HAVE BEEN LYING) So this is a simple blog about life because if you take away the 'f' you get LIE HAHAHAHAHHA.OK Byhe

PeRsPeCtIvE-The Meaning of Life

What is Life ? The most commonly asked question (except for the famous question 'Why is Toby so AMAZING?') But nobody knows, so it sum up i will use this question mark ? But in my perspective its to BE LEGIT. And live life to the fullest or something...i guess. So blogging! That is something to do. Use a bucket list (Things u wanna do before you die) My Bucket List -Join or start a Blog -Go to Jail -Get through university n' stuff -Get rich n' stuff -Have friends n' stuff -Get a good job n' stuff -Go to a shooting range and use a sniper -Own stuff ETC So thats my bucket list. But the meaning of life is to 'persevere' and get stuff done! Or (according to google) :  the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHa Ok bye!

The person next to me................. (All fictional)

This is about the person next to me. Lets not use any names gender etc It was annoying, when i get 3/10 on a test then i see the person next to me with a perfect 10/10. And i am one step forward to success and then realise that Bowser is in the way. After the battle i see the person next to me arriving at success.  Im raged ,what to do? Take a chill pill.  ok continue this journey.... I have another test....'THATS GREAT'. But luckily i revised, easy. Almost done. But the person next to me...is done. Can't lose focus! BRIINNG TIMES UP And the person next to me is happy. But i'm not. Finally i can go home and rest in peace. OK BACK TO SCHOOL. Hopefully it's gonna be better today. First lesson, homework is due and I spent 3 hours on it. And the person next to me has spent 4... I hope for one day that i can finally be equals with the person next to me...

wadup ppl. :)

Abrv r annyng rght ? Dis is vry wrd. AHEM....AHEM What i was meant to say  : Abbreviations are annoying right ? This is very weird. Tht ws rly rly annyng. (guess what i'm trying to say, TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS) Time to speak in normal english.... WHY IS THE WORLD CHANGING SO MUCH. REVERT BACK TO THE FUNCTIONALLY DYSFUNCTIONAL WAY. Ths is da shortst pst i hv vr done buh bye

Fake Real News

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This is about fake real news.  You know about the news that this guy (TRUMP)....And him roasting 'Fake News'. If you don't really understand here is an example.This is fake. [Its okay she did not get deported but she did claim that she loves Trump, so............].  .....ANYWAY..... THIS IS JUST A WARNING FOR PEOPLE WHO MIGHT READ ABOUT FAKE STUFF THE INTERNET IS DANGEROUS

SPINNERS

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A phenomenon thats going everyone! An object that can spin is all over the social media's! What is it ? Read below to find out ! Q&A STUFF : What is this ? NO ONE KNOWS Who invented this ? NO ONE KNOWS Why did this person invent this ? NO ONE KNOWS Q&A End Opinions : (BTW i went to random people and asked them for their opinions) Person in red t-shirt : It's a waste of money. Nerd in a cyber cafe : I don't really care about it. Senior : How does it spin? (add the strong accent) So this is just a short piece on what these things do. I would do a giveaway but i'm too lazy...UNLESS U GET ME MORE VIEWS AND ADD A COMMENT!!!!!!IN 20 SECONDS 1!!!!!!HAHAHA\ no but seriously. UNTIL JUNE 2ND 1:55PM THEN NO MORE.

SOCIAL MEDIA : Hell or Heaven

Social media  This is about whether social media is going to save us or kill us (zombie apocalypse reference). Pros : -Updated on the news -Games -Online happiness -Chance of fame -The desire extend the community Cons : -Anti-Social -Bad for eyesight -(Could)Damage reputation among the mortal world -Cause conflict -Privacy Issues SO this is the good and bad of SM. In my opinion its LEGIT. But can be annoying. Give me your opinion in the comments (P.S : You are probably going to say yes because BLOGGER is a Social Media)

THE PUNISHED LIFE !!

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My Life and it's mistakes BY SIR STUPID (THE MOST STUPID PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE) This is about how feeling stupid feels like. REACTION 1 The first thing about stupidity is you will try anything, so this is were the term YOLO comes from. 'You Only Live Once' depending on something stupid you do you may not survive. So to be honest, its not that bad. Trying everything means bunjee jumping, stunts and future acting career. Reaction 2 You have no idea about what your friends are talking about. Conversation : Smart Guy : Remember when we used   to win that game of chess Smart Guy 2 : Yeah ! We won by 6-5x37.5/4 times Me : Are you speaking German ? Smart Guy : You are a complete **** Reaction 3 You are reading this blog ! 。

The Pokemon Craze

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The Pokemon Craze Okay, for all you people who can relate with me you know about all this Pokemon nonsense. I mean like, i you wanna get crazy about Pokemon then stick to the nintendo games okay? This blog is to tell you STOP trying to bring back Pokemon GO. For all you people who absolutely LOVE this game all i'm saying is ...Chill... You see people that stick to the game like glue, face to the screen, talks weirdly ('OMG I gonna catch a Blastoise !'), doesn't eat food but prefers Razzberries. So you can see that those addicts have either got suicide or they became fat and lazier. I know that Niantic makes them walk but what about the hacks ? YouTubers make stuff like 'How To Catch A Mega Pokemon !' . Even though it's still only Generation 1and Mega's didn't exist. Me towards Pokemon not Pokemon  Go Pokemon is amazing, the anime, manga and Nintendo Games. But Pokemon Go is just : ........  ...

2017 MOVIE BREAKDOWN

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2017 Movie Breakdown. By: AWESOMENESS Burrito ~ TN Because its a new year there are going to be new movies. If you are a hardcore Marvel fan (like me), you know about the AWESOME MOVIES with Stan Lee cameo's . 'Guardians of the Galaxy vol.2' : May 5th , 2017 The story of finding Star-Lord's father (star wars reference), new team members include : Mantis, Yondu and Nebula. Small SPOILER, no Thanos or Infinity Stone. SPOILER HERE -  Star-Lord's father is a planet that turned into a human !!!!!!! I AM GROOT, I AM GROOT, I AM GROOT. He is a baby. The ravages turn on Yondu forcing him to join the GUARDIANS. Trailer here : Click here 'S pider-Man Homecoming' : July 7th , 2017 The newest spider man movie  (hopefully won't disappoint me *cough* Spider-Man 3 *cough*) is huge since there has been so many you-tubers have made trailer reviews, with an appearance of Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man). Shocker was spotted on set and NO MILES MORALES. Spider-Ma...