#AWESOME

I am the one, the one the unfortunate. This is my diary. My story. 24th September 2018... There are times when I feel like I am being immersed in a pool of darkness. People walk by, living their happy, normal lives, not noticing the black hole that consumes me. It's like my world is falling apart around me, and I am running out of building blocks to patch the holes up. And everyday, the pool of darkness grows, filled with my tears of sorrow. In the murky liquid, my screams of hatred emerge as bubbles, but barely surfacing.  They cannot be shown. I cannot break down. I need to keep the fake smile on my face. Nobody can know. Nobody will know. I am the master of this fake act. I have learned to do it so it convinces everybody... Even myself. This fake life is like a drug - I long for it, I crave it, I need it. But I can never get enough. I feel happy- so happy! Until the effect wears off, and the harsh reality hits me in the face again when my eyes empty th...

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This is a number. This number is big. But this writing is small. The number is: One billion, twenty nine million, three hundred and eighty four thousand, seven hundred and fifty six. That is a big number. But this is some small writing. There is a way to type this number easily. Use your keyboard and try to find the pattern. You type 1, then the number on the other side of your number keyboard then go back and there is the pattern. I hope you can read this. Because the number is big. But the writing is small. I don't know why I chose to write this small. Even though the number is big. Well, my writing is small. But not that small. It could be legible. Why do we say legible instead of readable? I don't know. It's like you say edible instead of eatable. Well those are just problems. Like this tiny writing. And this big number. That is the end. The end.

Annie and Jess ... We each write 5 words 5 words and make a story... LET'S GO!!! No deleting, and no swear words! Once upon a chicken, there was some bread that was mouldy. One day, an idiot whose name was Annie Jakes-McKay, who was actually very smart, clumsily fell into a creek. She also happened to eat the bread that we mentioned at the same time - yay! It gurgled in her stomach, soaking up all its acid and suddenly, the digestive juices combusted and Annie was scarred. F ortunately, Jessica got the scar but Annie got it too.  Miraculously, Annie's scar disappeared forever but she was forever burning.   A rock where Jessica lived fell down and squashed her but she was so smart that she dived away and met Annie for some curry which was super duper tasty.  Transportation to Cambridge was activated, where Annie found a large split pea that was incredibly long. It got roasted so she ate the pea and stopped burning but set fire to the nearby village, killing all...

Are you ever super super  super bored and have absolutely nothing to do? Well, that won't be the case any longer as there is a game I LOVE to play called "the riff off". How: One person starts singing a song. They stop on a word. Someone in the group around them hits the (water bottle) in the middle of the table. They take over from that word. SO ON... Example: 1 - (RISE UP) You're broken down and tired, of living life on a merry go round... 2 - (STAY) Round and around and around and around we go... 3 - (LET IT GO) Go, let it go! Can't hold it back anymore... 4 - (JAR OF HEARTS) Anymore, you lost the love I loved the most. I learned to live... 5 - (WRITINGS ON THE WALL) Live, how do I breathe, when you're not here I'm suffocating, I wanna feel love, run through my blood... 6 - (BAD BLOOD) Blood now, oh, it's so sad... 7 - (YOUR SONG) Sad songs anymore, only wanna hear love songs... AND IT CAN GO ON FOREVER... ...

Dear Diary,  I have no where to live. I have no frens.  I have nothing. Now I have to survive in the Plugworld all on my own. Today I walked to Ms Ellionock's house. At least I think that it is her name. I forgottened it. She lives in a very pretty house and I went to her to get help to make a new house. But, when I reached her house, no one was there! OH NO! Now I have to live in the jungle! But there is no jungle also! OH NO! In the distance, I found a tree. It is tall and I can probably make a house in the tree if I can do it. I collect wood and things and soon I make a house on the tree out of another tree so it is weird.  YAY!  My house is finished! Now I can stay in the house which is made of tree on another tree. I am so proud that I am going to name my treehouse. I am going to call it either: Tree on another tree (TOAT) My tree house called tree (MTHCT) This tree is amazing and it is my home (TTIAAIIMH) A chicken died in th...

Three Boys stood on the other side of the steel fence. "Keep Out," Jayden read the ominous words on the wooden sign which was hammered onto an elm tree outside the fence. He Hesitated. Jaxon and Lex were already making their way across the field. Although Jayden was as curious as the other two, he was concerned about what had happened there over eighteen years ago. It was just like another Chernobyl disaster except the Phoenix Research Centre was more contaminated that Chernobyl. Jaxon and Lex, however, nonchalantly strolled across the wild grass fields towards it, ignoring the brambles that tore at their skin. Jayden wondered it they were an omen telling them to turn back.  At a distance, the research centre was visible. Jayden caught up with the other two. As they walked into the musty, abandoned building, they heard scurrying and scuttling sounds, hurried footsteps and a strange snarling sound. Jayden was defensive and raised his hands to stop the rest, who did not ...

To all of you viewers who were tricked by Annie's recent post, let me enlighten you. I am actually the head of this blog. I do also have a hierarchy, however, mainly to do with the number of posts people have, how frequently they post, and  how annoying they are  their content... HIERARCHY: #1 - ME, Jessica Gan ( I'm the head, not the deputy ) I is amazing! #2 - Annie Jakes-Mckay  (Valued member much ) Pronounced as Annie Jake-es-Mckay... #3 - Beyourself_xy  ( Professional England speaker ) Xy, your England is en pointe... #4 - A peculiar sort of author ( Why so English? ) Super Englishy, can't stand it (not rlly)... #5 - Awesomeness Burrito ( Off ) I think this burrito has gone off... #6 - Eliya ( Clickbait ) Once called elliethatnerd. Eliya, clickbait again! Gotcha, didn't I? #7 - TiffAwesomeness ( She is rice... whoops, nice*) Well done Tiff, you live up to your name unlike the person in the #5 spot. Just wish you had more posts... #8 - Pan Xuan ...

The Creature 2 (because I was told to name it this but I'm being disobedient and not changing the real title) The ship was dented. The iceberg that it hit was perfectly fine. However, sitting near Poppy was the creature. She had no more matches left. It was completely dark. Poppy could only hear the soft sound of scales sliding against the rough flooring. Where was the pink person? Poppy had fallen back into the hull of the ship. Every one of her breaths echoed through the room. "I need a torch," she thought, "but where am I going to find one?" She groped around, careful not to come close to the slithering sound. Her torch was on her desk, just where she left it. Trembling, she made her way across the room, fear overcrowding her large intelligent mind. There it was. In her hands, she gripped the torch. In the dark, the creature could see better than she could. It had just finished its delicious meal of Nicholas and was looking for another. It heard stead...

Hi, it's Kitten.  I'm trapped in the Plugworld forever, but so what. At least I like my house that is a marmite jar with 5 floors with a pond with Fluffy and Sid in it. I love my marmite jar. It is made of really nice glass. I'm going to go sing some nice songs where I can reach F8!!! .... .... Oh no! I have finished singing. My house is in ruins! The glass is ALL BROKEN!!! ARGHGHGHGHHGHHDFKHJAFHDLBKJRWBSALIVBSAVFLKSAJBSLIFABSILAHSBFLIUKJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY???????????????????????? There are shards of glass in the pond. Oh no. The pond is filled with red water. IT IS BLOOD!!!! FLUFFY AND SID ARE DEAD!!!! I feel so sad.  Nothing is going right. No one loves me. Not even Tara. Well, I never liked her anyway.

Acronyames are acronyms for names. Using acronyames is an interesting way to describe people in a few words. For example: T errible O bedient (NOT) B usybody  Y olo (he always says that) However, this is an easier example: A mazing N ice N atty I nnovative E xcellent This is Jessica writing this (totally): J ubilant (Well, most of the time) E nergetic S uperb S pectacular I nterestingly Marvellous C hampion (Definitely) A wesome  (#Awesome if I may say so myself) (*Hehe, you must have guessed, this is Cheesy_Owl_82017_Pi [I'm too lazy to find the symbol], but all of you must admit that this is true...) Er... Thanks, Annie. Stop telling lies though. You described me wrong. I'll post it anyway just to show what a nice person you are...

CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL - WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT... ... In September 2017, an iceberg, four times the size of Manhattan had calved in Antartica, leaving a gaping hole, making the threat of climate change more real than ever. Unfortunately, this did not make it to the headlines unlike Beyonce's twins, Sir and Rumi Carter, did. However, this should come as no surprise as it  resonates with what the public are more interested in. It is no wonder that the first man to travel to both Poles, Robert Swan, stated that, "The greatest threat to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it." I was doing some research and stumbled upon appalling facts on climate change. We cannot deny climate change as the evidence is too overwhelming. Global temperature is rising to alarming levels and this is the warming of the oceans. In fact, the recent devastating hurricanes, Irma and Harvey, are said to be caused by this calamity. In the North and South pole, ice sheets ...

Dear Diary, As I was going down the dirty plug, darkness engulfed (a new word Tara thought  taught me) me... Where was Fluffy and Sid? They had disappeared? Tara held on to my hand and sang. This song was in an odd language, one that I did not understand. And as Tara kept singing, we dissolved into the water and waves around us.  We appeared in a hole. But not a deep or dark hole. A small, bright hole. The walls of that hole were made of blu tack. Carefully, I made holes in the blu tack and climbed out. (it was a long climb for me and Tara) 63 seconds later, we were out of the hole and looked around. The place was filled with sand and weird objects. Then, out of no where, out popped a strange creature with no ears. You know the phrase "as small as a bug's ear"? I know it - and I have no ears so it must be wrong. The strange creature smiled at me. It was not a bug. Tara just smiled and climbed out of the hole, hugging the strange creature tightly. I tri...

You guyz know the number 101? Yes, it is after 100. And yes, this is my 101st post! WHY is this number SO SPECIAL??? Let's start with some facts (FACS!!! YAY!!!) 1) The number 101 is the 26th prime number 2) In binary, 101 2  is actually 5 3) The number 101, however, is 1100101 2  in binary 4) It is the police non-emergency number in the UK 5) It is an angel number (search it up online) Those are the FACS... But let me state something... 101 is ETERNITIES BIGGER than 100. E.G.  I've done 101 questions of math! However, it makes whatever you are talking about feel more incomplete. E.G. There have been a 101 days of school this year! THAT IS WHY THAT IS IMPORTANT EVEN THOUGH NOTHING THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH  KEYBOARD IS IMPORTANT. Once again, I'm so happy that this is my 101st post!!!!!!!!!!! whee... THE END. Goodbye.

Omg!  This is my 100th post! I am so happy!!! It has been about a year since I started writing on this blog. I have kept writing and writing - now I have 100!!! My life has been building up to this moment!!! (not really, but meh) Today, I would again like to say thank you for reading my blog posts, as without you encouraging me, and if I got 0 views for every post, (maybe 1 view from myself viewing it) I would have stopped posting long ago. Here are all my topics: 1) SHorT StOriES 2) COMMON PHRASES 3) Kitten the Bug 4) Englishness Storyzz 5) Quote of the Week 6) Protect the... 7) Random facts about... 8) ... VS ... 9) How ...  are related to ... 10) ANY OTHER STUFF You should check out all my posts for some HIGH CLASS content and amazingness! Btw, you can follow me on Google+ by clicking my name above! Plus, you can check out my personal blog by clicking THIS . But now, down to business.  Today's post will be about why I blog. Wh...

There is anything before nothing after before any nothing. We need to understand this. The feelings of emptiness in your life is nothing abnormal. Why we feel this strange feeling when we don't feel like doing anything even thought you have a lot to do is strange. There is nothing after anything before after no anything. We need to understand this. The feelings of awkwardness as we try to fit in is nothing abnormal. Why we feel out of place and left out makes me think of different things and that is strange. There can be nothing after the no nothingness and some somethingness in our afterwards beginnings. The feelings of dumbness overtake imagination in the race for a better life. Why we feel we are worth nothing make us feel like nothing in a something type of way. That is strange. 2 times I have told myself that there is something before nothing in nothing, but there would then be nothing in something before something. There would be something in nothing in something. So t...

Who will win this intense battle? The Alpha Bet... See how it looks like by clicking this... Or, the Alphabet.. See how it looks like by clicking this... Introduction: Alpha Bet: - best in everything - created the first greek bet - super competitive - a type of evil clown Alphabet: - very serious when talking about blood loss - made vampires out of sunbeams - very competitive - a type of vampire but not Strengths: Alpha bet: - can steal whatever skill its opponent has Alphabet: - can contort into any alphabet - can kill with just one bite - can shoot blood from fangs - great at combat Weaknesses: Alpha bet: - takes 10 seconds of charging to steal skills Alphabet: - recites the alphabet when exposed to sunlight Let the battle BEGIN! Alpha bet lashes out and throws Alphabet to the ground to begin stealing a skill.  skill stolen - alphabet contortion Alphabet recovers and spurts poisonous blood into Alpha bet's face. Alpha bet trie...

Aa  Bb  Cc  Dd  Ee  Ff  Gg  Hh  Ii  Jj  Kk  Ll  Mm  Nn  Oo  Pp  Rr  Ss  Tt  Uu  Vv  Ww  Xx  Yy  Zz. That is what you call THE ALPHABET. (which is basically all the letters we use to write stuff in english and a few other languages) This is another form of the alphabet, which is not really the alphabet but is... å∫ç∂´ƒ©˙^∆˚¬µ~øπœ®ß†¨√∑≈¥Ω ~ø∑  ^  ˚~ø∑  µ¥  å∫ç'ß  ~´≈†  †^µ´  ∑ø~'†  ¥ø¨  ß^~©  ∑^†˙  µ´.     You really don't have to waste your life decoding that so don't bother... This post is just rubbish, so look forward to my next post (alpha bet VS alphabet) Have a good life of wasting your life - BAI!    p.s. Here are some Xtra details: A for apple B for banana C for carrot D for donut E for egg F for fish G for grapes H for hamburger I for ice cream J for jelly...

I am Malaysian, and I have to admit that I do share a few awkward habits with many other Malaysians in Malaysia. (duh...) Firstly, I enjoy eating very fatty food and I end up really fat, but we're not talking about that... Here are 5 SO MALAYSIAN Habits: #1 - Nothing to eat? MAMAK! Whenever we Malaysians are hungry, we don't think twice about cooking, we just go out to eat - especially the mamak shops. These are some hawker shops where they give usually quite fairly priced food which is also very unhealthy... Is that a bad thing? #2 - TEMBAK!!! Whenever us Malaysians don't know the answer to something, for example, a test question, we use our amazing TEMBAKING skills. This word basically means guessing, but not educated guessing, but MEH guessing. #3 - BATA... Bata is a very popular shoe shop in Malaysia, for one main reason, the shoes they sell are extremely cheap compared to normal shoes from other shoe shops. However, this word BATA has a hidden meaning,...

No, that was not a spelling error. I was NOT meant to have spelt SANDWICHES. Sandwitches are witches made of sand. They are made of sand. They are the colour of sand. Some of them are the colour of red sand because they think it's cool. I personally like witches made of purple sand, but there aren't any of those... Today, we are doing SANDWITCHES vs. SANDWICHES!!! FIGHT! Sandwitch blows sand at now inedible sandwich. Sandwich shoots vegetables at the sandwitch which starts to melt because it doesn't like veg... Sandwitch uses ancient sand magic to turn sandwich into something else but it doesn't  work! - the sandwich is too strong! Sandwich pukes all over sandwitch and sandwitch dies.... THE END.