Clapping - Short Story Section

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Clapping...
What is clapping?
Why do we clap?
There is a mystery behind clapping, more mysterious than the rest.

 Before I tell you what clapping really is, here is a guide on...
HOW TO CLAP
(for all those people who really don't know how...)

STEP 1: Lift both your hands up and face your palms to each other
STEP 2: Slam your palms together
STEP 3: Detach your hands
STEP 4: Repeat steps 2,3 and 4 again and again until your hands have had enough
Now you know how to clap, let me let you in on the secret...

 Q: What is clapping for?
A: It is for congratulating somebody...

 Q: Why do we clap?
A: To congratulate somebody...

 Q: What does clapping mean?
A: Congratulating somebody?...

 NO!!!

 CLAPPING IS THE BRUTAL TORTURE OF EACH OF YOUR HANDS OR PALMS. THE FORCE USED WASTES YOUR ENERGY AND ALSO HURTS YOURSELF IN THE PROCESS. YOU CAN STILL CAUSE PAIN TO YOUR VERY OWN HANDS BUT I SUGGEST YOU DO NOT HIT TOO HARD. MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT INJURED DUE TO SOME RANDOM PERSON YOU ARE CONGRATULATING. DON'T BE AN IDIOT...
Nah, you can clap...

So, would you want to save your hands but show no respect or show respect and pay the price?
YOU CHOOSE!!!

 Whatever you think, I guess I'm just rambling, so...
☼ Live ☼

❤️Love❤️

😄Laugh😄


🦄Be Happy!!!🦄

IF YOU CLAP TODAY, YOU ARE JUST AN IDIOT
AMAZING PERSON!!!

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