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Salty Soup

Should I completely copy the layout of the other post, which is similar to this one???? Or should I be unique, with the saltiness of soup. Once, our family went through a faze where we ate nothing but this same soup for 1 whole week. I was tearing my hair out, I was down on my knees, and my house was soupy. Or not... And now, I cannot eat that soup, as tasty as anyone may think. The soup is salty. It is in a salty mood, but it is not peppery. Nor is it cinnamony... Is that even a word? I googled it, but it said "No Results Found", however, it isn't underlined in red... Very unreliable. On the topic of unreliableness, Google Translate translated 比赛 as "game". I was fuming... Anyway, saltiness is American informalness.  For angriness and resentfulness. Anywayness, Iness amness aboutness toness talkness aboutness saltiness (Finally, a wordness that makes sense) ofness soupness. Mission complete! Soup is salty, the end.

Brilliant Passwords

First of all, notice that this says passwords, not pins or anything else. Brilliant Password No. 1: "" I know.  You are blown away, such a brilliant and fabulous password, I mean, 11 letters, that's an achievement (On MacBook at least). Letters: e n t e r r e t u r n Wow!!!! That is genius.  It was Tif_Awesomeness that gave me that idea.  Another thing I thought was ingenious was sweeping up "LEGO Bricks" with a dustpan and brush.... So clever. Brilliant Password No. 2: "(caps lock)(A)(S)(D)(F)(G)(H)(J)(K)(L)(;)(')" Hint: The fast way to do this is to drag your finger in a long line across the keyboard.  Wow!!!!!!! This is cool because it is speedy, and efficient..... Brilliant Password No. 3: "(randomly chosen number)(something that you are not known for, so less people expect it)(another randomly chosen number)" Randomly chosenness is a good quality to look for in passwords, because then it is harder to gu

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Toby Is Weird

I know we all offend him in our posts, well some of us. But it is time to establish the inevitable.  Toby is weird. Toby = A person Is = Third person singular present of 'be' (You can tell I stole that from a dictionary, I am nowhere near smart enough to know that off the top of my head) Weird = I'm gonna predict it means uncanny. Ah, I was wrong, it means suggesting something supernatural. Toby, are you reading?!? THIS MAKES YOU AN ALIEN OR SOMETHING.  THAT IS SO COOL.  GUYS, TOBY IS SUPERNATURAL. Gosh, it looks like I'm yelling or something with caps lock on. You should be part of the "Weird Sisters" from MacBeth by Shakespeare. I think it relates to "The Fate".  Sounds dreadfully ominous and forbidding, right? I think they are females.  Goddesses?!?!  This is off the top of my head, correct me in the comments if I am wrong. But I'm pretty sure Shakespeare meant that the weird sisters were meant to be witches... A fema

Crusty Bread

It is kind of offensive to call bread crusty. Crusty:  having   or acting   as   a   hard   outer layer or covering Crusty: easily irritated (especially of an old person) You could talk about the cool holes in bread, the fluffiness of the texture the crunchy crisp well baked shell of the bread. Or, on the other hand, complaining is necessary: The bread is irritable and snapped at me. Bread is crusty. It got annoyed at me when I ate it.  But then I couldn't hear it. So it rumbled in my stomach and corroded my small intestine and my large intestine and my liver.  And with my largest internal organ destroyed (corroded) I died. The bread took over the world. A lot like the chicken did. Read about the chicken. Click Here To Read About The Creepy Chicken And the bread took over the world. The first thing it did was destroy all the houses in Moldova to build a palace. But it was not satisfied with the palace so it destroyed all the houses in Luxemburg. An

Note Tree... YAY!

Semibreve 2 Minims = 1 Semibreve 4 Crotchets = 2 Minims = 1 Semibreve 8 Quavers = 4 Crotchets = 2 Minims = 1 Semibreve 16 Semi-Quavers = 8 Quavers = 4 Crotchets = 2 Minims = 1 Semibreve 32 Demi-Semi-Quavers = 16 Semi-Quavers = 8 Quavers = 4 Crotchets = 2 Minims = 1 Semibreve 64 Hemi-Demi-Semi-Quavers = 32 Demi-Semi-Quavers = 16 Semi-Quavers = 8 Quavers = 4 Crotchets = 2 Minims = 1 Semibreve 128 Semi-Hemi-Demi-Semi Quavers = 64 Hemi-Demi-Semi-Quavers = 32 Demi-Semi-Quavers = 16 Semi-Quavers = 8 Quavers = 4 Crotchets = 2 Minims = 1 Semibreve And I don't know any more. I hope you learnt about a note tree Thank you! Bai!

1029384756

This is a number. This number is big. But this writing is small. The number is: One billion, twenty nine million, three hundred and eighty four thousand, seven hundred and fifty six. That is a big number. But this is some small writing. There is a way to type this number easily. Use your keyboard and try to find the pattern. You type 1, then the number on the other side of your number keyboard then go back and there is the pattern. I hope you can read this. Because the number is big. But the writing is small. I don't know why I chose to write this small. Even though the number is big. Well, my writing is small. But not that small. It could be legible. Why do we say legible instead of readable? I don't know. It's like you say edible instead of eatable. Well those are just problems. Like this tiny writing. And this big number. That is the end. The end.