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2017/03/31

The Last Day Of March 2017/03/31 And The Quote Of The Day Is..... POTATO LASAGNA!!! Who does it inspire? It inspires many people because of the delicious Friday lunch lasagna served.  Mmmmmmm! Tasty! Mainly, it inspires Tiffany Hwang and Caitlyn Tan.  These people are inspired by the food and the quote because... IT IS POTATO LASAGNA!!!

Week 3 - 4 ~ Quote of the Week

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Hey, We are back for quote of the week and i am sorry we didn't do Week 3. But we will be using two quotes this week so that it will be fair. Week 3 "We were born to be real, not to be perfect" This quote is something that can help you in real life. Perfection isn't something important in life. Perfection doesn't help to survive in life. This is one of the quotes i really like. Week 4 "The best way to get things done is to simply begin" This quote is a good example of getting through something hard. To end something, you'll have to begin. This is a quote that surprised me. I hope you liked the quotes above. Thanks for reading our blogs!

7 DUMB EXCUSES to use in life

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When we mess up, here are some excuses that may come in handy! No matter how dumb they are... They are VERY dumb but they'll work for the entertainment they are worth... Sorry, I can't today, my mother's sister's brother's sister's daughter's fish died. And yes, it was tragic. Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best  teacher in this school. You said to answer the set questions, you didn't say to write my answers down! My parents were so proud of my work that they decided to frame it and put it up on the wall before I could bring it in. I know how busy you are now, so I figured that the last thing you want now is to mark more homework - I decided to give you the night off! My dad asked me how my homework was going and I said "A piece of cake!"... So he ate it. I have a solar powered calculator and it was a bit cloudy yesterday. P.S. If you have used this excuse...

Requisiting Uses Of School

SCHOOL IS A PLACE WHERE CHILDREN GO TO STUDY.  ONCE THEY BECOME OF AGE [18 YEARS OF AGE] THEY ARE FREE TO STOP SCHOOL AND CAN MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS. WHY AM I POSTING THIS POST?  BECAUSE THERE ARE REBELLERS OUT THERE ABOUT STOPPING SCHOOL. YET SOME PEOPLE DON'T GO TO SCHOOL.  THEY DON'T HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN LIKE WE DO.  WITHOUT SCHOOL, WE HAVE NO HOPE OF BEING EDUCATED.  WE HAVE NO FUTURE.  WE NEED SCHOOL. THANK YOU.

WHY SHORT STORIES ARE SO AMAZING!

OK, SHORT STORIES ARE SO AMAZING.  WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO... NOW, LOOK, THE POPULARITY OF THEM HAS INCREASED AND NOW THEY ARE EXTREMELY POPULAR ON OUR WEBSITE. THE FIRST REASON WHY THEY ARE SO AMAZING: BECAUSE I SAID SO THE SECOND REASON WHY THEY ARE SO AMAZING: THEY ARE SHORT AND PEOPLE ARE LAZY.  THEY DON'T WANT TO READ A REALLY LONG NOVEL.  BECAUSE OF THIS, SHORT STORIES ARE POPULAR IN THEIR OWN, UNIQUE WAY.

Cheese - A Very Short Story

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CHEESE.  HE WAS CALLED CHEESE.  HE LIVED IN THE REFRIGERATOR.   IF HE DIDN'T LIVE THERE, HE WOULD DIE.  ONE DAY, [AS HE WAS FEELING ESPECIALLY BRAVE] HE VENTURED OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR AND DIED. THE END.

Why Cheese Is The Best Food Ever. [Period]

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The description of cheese is located within this summary from a very talented person, thriving to make cheese more well known.  All this is done for the good of the planet...

Life... ~ A ShoRt sTorY

My life... Your life... Her life... His life... Everyone's life... IS AMAZINGLY "AWESOME"? OR "UN-AWESOME"? Let's decide... AWESOME Is your life awesome? UN-AWESOME Is your life un-awesome? Answer those question and problem solved! LOLOLOLOL

Riddles!!

Ask your friends these riddles and have fun laughing together. 10 fish are in a tank  - 2 drown  - 4 swim away  - 3 die How many fish are left in the tank? Can you find the the mistake? 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 A doctor and a bus driver are in love with the same girl. The bus driver had to go on a long trip So he gave the girl 7 apples. WHY? Billy's mom had 4 children One was called April, One was called May, One was called June, Who is the forth one? The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present but the future can never taint me. What am i? What belongs to you but others use it more than you do? What gets whiter the dirtier it gets? I have a name, but it isn't my name. My face shows signs of age. I always mean the same thing, no matter what i say. I'm born in mourning, and I last 'til the end of days. Men plant m...

Addition - Mathzone - HOW TO MATH

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I don't like math, but... HOW TO MATH? A good and interesting question... WE shall take a look at very difficult ADDITION. Lets give an example: 1249562793 + 3406818 HOW TO MATH?   1239562793  +     3406818 ------------------   1242969611 SIMPLE! 8+3=11 9+1+1=11 7+8+1=16 2+6+1=9 6+0=6 5+4=9 9+3=12 3+1=4 2=2 1=1 Use carry overs. If the number is bigger than 9, the first digit will carry over and will be added to the next sum on the left. This method is called column addition. I personally favour it. HOW TO ADD? ANSWERED. (😜!!!Or you can just use a calculator!!!😜)

Water - A SHOrt storY

Water. The stuff we drink. The liquid in the pool. The substance that gives us life. Water. It reminds me of the sound of rushing rapids, and waves crashing over the sand on the beach, and rain sizzling on the hot sidewalk, and the tears that run down when I feel pain or sadness or grief. However, sadness brings joy more than anything else. We all hate sadness, so we all hate joy. I have a friend called River. River has a friend called Walter. She likes him. She contains him. You need to water your plants and let them grow. This is dumb ... bai

NUGGET - A ShOrT StoRy

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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived an awful-smelling nugget. It was made of a chicken who had lost its head. Without warning, a huge eagle swooped out of nowhere and ate it up. THE END.

Did You Know Facts

Did You Know Facts     Did you know 11% of people are left handed? Did you know August has the highest percentage of births? Did you know unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it? Did you know the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes? Did you know a bear has 42 teeth? Did you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain? Did you know lemons contain more sugar than strawberries? Did you know 8% of people have an extra rib? Did you know 85% of plant life is found in the ocean? Did you know Ralph Lauren's original name was Ralph Lifshitz? Did you know rabbits like licorice? Did you know the Hawaiian alphabet has 13 letters? Did you know 'Topolino' is the name for Mickey Mouse Italy? Did you know a lobsters blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue? Did you know armadillos have 4 babies at a time and are all the same sex? Did you know reindeer like bananas? Did you know the longe...