Cheese - A Very Short Story

By Anonymous -
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CHEESE.  HE WAS CALLED CHEESE.  HE LIVED IN THE REFRIGERATOR.   IF HE DIDN'T LIVE THERE, HE WOULD DIE.  ONE DAY, [AS HE WAS FEELING ESPECIALLY BRAVE] HE VENTURED OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR AND DIED.

THE END.

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