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What is Life ? The most commonly asked question (except for the famous question 'Why is Toby so AMAZING?') But nobody knows, so it sum up i will use this question mark ? But in my perspective its to BE LEGIT. And live life to the fullest or something...i guess. So blogging! That is something to do. Use a bucket list (Things u wanna do before you die) My Bucket List -Join or start a Blog -Go to Jail -Get through university n' stuff -Get rich n' stuff -Have friends n' stuff -Get a good job n' stuff -Go to a shooting range and use a sniper -Own stuff ETC So thats my bucket list. But the meaning of life is to 'persevere' and get stuff done! Or (according to google) :  the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHa Ok bye!

A while ago, Annie Jakes-Mckay left the blog. She felt it was the right decision. But, this was all due to passion. I had written a post about her. It was full of praises. But, for some reason, she didn't like it. She had already deleted the same post earlier today. This time, I didn't give her access to delete it again. Which is kind of mean, I know. So she told me to delete it or she would leave the blog. I didn't. I didn't think that Annie would leave either. She left due to her passion. She was passionate to not be posted about by another blogger. She told me she would leave. And she did. After she left, she told me she thought the blog would be a much better place without her. But, Annie, if you are reading this, I would just like to tell you that you have been the heart and soul of this blog, and that you always would be even if you leave as your posts shall stay on this blog forever. I would like to say thank you for all you

Annie is famous for... 1) CHEESE!!! Annie LOVES cheese a lot. She is obsssssesssssssed with cheese. 2) NO MARSHEMERROW!!! Annie does NOT like marshemerrows. She detests them!!! 3) CHEESY OWLS!!!  Annie LOVES cheesy owls. (a foood) 4) Having VERY good English Annie's English is so good. She does very well in every single English test!!! 5) Being hardworking Annie is VERY hardworking. She works even when the rest of us are clowning around. IN CONCLUSION ANNIE IS AMAZING AND A VERY GOOD STUDENT THE END I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS POST.

There are many types of teachers in school.  Many we love and hate. Here are some types of teachers I have come across: Teacher 1: The biased teacher. Teacher: Oh, if you have completed your drawing, raise up your hand and I will come to you. (Student 1 raises up their hand) (Teacher overlooks Student 1) 10 minutes later Student: Ms...Ms...I have... (Bob raises up their hand) Teacher: Yes..Bob...what do you need? Do you need help? Student: Ms...I have been here for half an hour and now it is end of class. Teacher: (Ignores Student 1.)  Class, it is time for your next class. Goodbye! Teacher 2: The happy teacher who is too kind Class: Mr Green, we don't feel very well, what can we do. Student 1: (groans) My stomach hurts. Student 2: (screams) I need the toilet! Student 3: (moans) I feel sick....(faking it) Mr Green: Oh well, since we are all feeling unwell, we can be a bit more relaxed today and do less work. Class: Mr Green, it's the holida

Toby (AWESOMENESS Burrito) is Famous For... 1) Hearing me and Xin Ying say his name... He is like: TOBY: I HEARD MY NAME. 2) Having mood swings... He gets crazy sometimes: TOBY: ARGHHHHHH!!! STOP!!!  (swings round and round) TOBY: GO AWAY!!!! Next moment... TOBY: Hi... Moment after that... TOBY: ARGHHHHH!!! DIE!!! 3) His mum saying something during a video he posted on social media. TOBY’s Mum: 要卖还是给？(Want to sell or give?) 4) Its ALWAYS his fault When something goes wrong, it is ALWAYS Toby's fault. 5) He gets (nearly) everything wrong When someone in the class gets something wrong, it is (nearly) ALWAYS Toby. THE END THANK YOU YES TOBY IS CRAZY I KNOW.

Hi. That was simple. Anyway... Bold is when it is bold, like this. Italic is when it is italic, like this. One that I haven't mentioned in my title is underlined, it is underlined, like this. Another possible thing to do, which I've notice in alot of Jessica's posts is having a line through text.  It's silly really, if you don't want to say anything.  This is a computer, SO CLICK BACKSPACE. It looks kind of wrong so yeah. I didn't intend that harshly.  Just saying. So a line through text is:   THIS Why do people make things bold?????? Long story short: They want it to stand out....... So yeah... Why do people make things italic???????????????????? Another story, but it isn't going to be short :) : The definition is:  of the sloping kind of typeface used especially for emphasis or distinction and in foreign words.  And for some reason, it falls into the printing category.  I'm not lying.  Google it.   I actuall

"If your friends all jump off a cliff, would you too?" This phrase is commonly used by many adults when they tell you not to be a sheep. Basically, when they tell you not to follow the crowd... Sheep just follow each other everywhere because they are dumb  it keeps them safe. They trust each other. But, with the situation of jumping off a cliff, which we all know is definitely, completely unsafe, we wouldn't follow each other.  Or will we??? Using statistics from every school in the world, there is at least some form of following your friends to do something bad. Like stealing, or escaping school, or vandalising. The truth is that, though many people like to make memes out of this, we really would NOT jump off cliffs if our friends do. That is WAY too dangerous. Parents should NOT be comparing things that your friends do, which are not so dangerous, to jumping off cliffs. It just isn't balanced. In my opinion, you do NOT need to take this phr

How Do You Know If You Are Happy, Or Sad? This has to be big and dramatic because I said so. Look at this glass of water: If you are this super-perfect person, you will know immediately that it is not in the exact middle.  For this exercise, I want you to pretend that it is in the exact middle, just for the course of this exercise. Look at the picture. Is the glass half-full or half-empty??????????????????????????????????????????? If you are a positive person, you will say half-full. Sad people tend to say half-empty. If you already know this, don't say half-full.  Say whatever instinctively comes into your mind. Hehe, this is random. Maybe I shouldn't have done this. Make your lives half-full!

Welcome to Kitten the Bug's day in the park. He had a lot of fun. You should join him next time. Lets look at his Diary... D ear Diary, Today I went to the park. It was very fun and scary  nice and amusing. As I crawled on to the bench to sit down, a guy didn't see me. He almost sat on me. I don't  really like that guy. Then, I sat down and ate the corn I had brought for my picnic. I thought a ladybug liked me but she just sat with me to eat my corn. When my corn was finished, she left. She is a gold digger  nice friend. I wanted more corn. So I went to the cinema. To buy more corn. I was so scared  happy when someone exploded the corn. It was fluffy and tasted good. I will try the fluffy corn again. Then I went back to the park. Met a chicken. She thought that I was her food so she started to eat me. But I got away. She nearly ate me. It was so scary  fun I nearly died. After that I went to the playground for some torture  fun. The slides

Rain splashed on the roof, the pitter pattering of raindrops falling. Each drop echoed off the glassy ceiling, sending vibrations through the room. The sound of classical music brightened the room's atmosphere.  The lights flickered on. 1..2..3...  Her fellow dancers took position. Each one in a costume. Each costume shining with its own character. Ella wore a smooth, silky dress, which was long on the back - it reached all the way down to her knees. Green trimmed  with glowing fuchsia beads and light blue stones.  Tonight, Ella was to dance for the Queen of England. A solo piece. This was a dance more important than any other. She had to bring perfection out of herself. She had to show England, and probably the rest of the world, that she was the best dancer alive. Her headpiece felt heavier than usual, yet, it fit into her tightly bunned up hair like it had never before.  And, as she stepped out on to the stage, butterflies left her stomach and floated into the air

Batman is a hero from DC comics. Many people think that he is actually from MARVEL but he is NOT. This "superhero" is extremely courageous and strong, but, what earns him a title as a superhero? Firstly, Batman, as many ponder about, has NO superpowers.  He is simply a man with a great brain to use high technology. He is a guy who puts on a suit and looks cool. Though some say he summons bats, there is some strange science behind this situation.  Sound is used to make the bats go where people want them to, so it seems as if Batman is controlling them. That is in real life. In the movie's reality, the bats flock to him because he looks like them.  Just bigger. Superheroes are heroes with superpowers. Does Batman have superpowers? Think about it.  Batman is the only hero who has earned the title of "superhero" without powers. For example, Superman can fly and shoot lasers, has superhuman strength and many more superpowers. The Flash is

Hehe, this is random. I couldn't be bothered to make a longer title so yeah. I like apples because my profile picture is an apple. I recently learnt that Kitten the Bug's favourite activity is to roll itself up in a blanket and well, stay there. There is this random person staring at me. It is giving me the creeps. Crumbs, it is annoying. That sounds kind of weird. I think the cutest animals are hedgehogs and snails.  Especially when you draw clipart of them. I don't think that grammar was correct. Did you know that paleontology is a synonym of archaeology? Even though paleontology is digging up dinosaurs and archaeology is digging up other stuff. They are synonyms because you have to dig stuff up anyway. So yeah.  Hehe, this is random.

Hello, I am kitten the bug. I am a bug. I am 2 years old. I have uncountable siblings. My best friend is BOB. I ate apple pie last week. I have no friends. My life is full of doors, cats and gerbils. I don't understand why people call my ears small. They are quite big. BOB found my headphones yesterday. They are yellow. My favourite kind of banana is yellow. Tomorrow, I will eat the banana. Tomorrow, I will also eat the melon. The green melon tastes good. I love the green melon. I also love going to the zoo. The zoo is fun. You can see chickens there. The chickens there make very tasty chicken rice. I love chicken rice. But I like to eat yellow bananas together with green melons and chicken rices. Bug is my first language. Here is how it goes: eleb so ep ne pep eleb so ep ne pep. That means HELLO I AM A BUG HELLO I AM A BUG. so evvy ep ne pep. That means I ACTUALLY AM A BUG. Now you know me, BAI!!! BUG OUT!!!

Hello! This is about to be a list of fruits. Lots of people think that certain fruits are vegetables such as squash, and pumpkin. But, here's a secret, they are actually fruits!!!!!!!! However, before we get onto the smartness fruit thingy, did you know that there is a fruit called "Miracle Fruit"? This is what "Miracle Fruit" looks like: It's scientific name is Synsepalum dulcificum. Did you know that it is called miracle fruit because it makes sour things taste sweet?  It's true.  Try googling "Miracle Fruit". Back to topic. Did you know that earphones in chinese is ting tong?  It's like ping pong with changing the p to a t. I don't think that was back to topic. List: Avocado Chili Corn Cucumber Eggplant Olive Pea Squash Sunflower Seed Tomato Ok, all done and dusted.

First of all, did you know that paper cut is one word? So then it would be     Papercut. Hehe. Pape rc ut. A papercut is a cut made from paper.  However, if you do not trust me, then a paper cut is [According to Wikipedia]:  A  paper cut  occurs when a piece of paper or other thin, sharp material slices a person's skin. Paper cuts, though named from paper, can also be caused by other thin, stiff materials. (*Don't trust Wikipedia, they spelt papercut wrong.  It doesn't have a space) Anyway, what you do to cure a papercut/paper cut is you run it under clean water. After that, you press against it with a washcloth or tea towel.   The rest is simple.  Leave it to heal on it's own. A person: How do you do that? Me: By keeping the cut clean.  Leave it exposed to air.  This will dry it out. The End. Everyone is happy. I luv abrv! I love abbreviations! Hehe.  Revenge is mine Awesomeness Burrito!

This is about the person next to me. Lets not use any names gender etc It was annoying, when i get 3/10 on a test then i see the person next to me with a perfect 10/10. And i am one step forward to success and then realise that Bowser is in the way. After the battle i see the person next to me arriving at success.  Im raged ,what to do? Take a chill pill.  ok continue this journey.... I have another test....'THATS GREAT'. But luckily i revised, easy. Almost done. But the person next to me...is done. Can't lose focus! BRIINNG TIMES UP And the person next to me is happy. But i'm not. Finally i can go home and rest in peace. OK BACK TO SCHOOL. Hopefully it's gonna be better today. First lesson, homework is due and I spent 3 hours on it. And the person next to me has spent 4... I hope for one day that i can finally be equals with the person next to me...

Once upon a time, a duck sat on a fence. Unfortunately, he fell off the fence and into the pond where he almost drowned. Fortunately, his mother was nearby, and performed CPR. Unfortunately, his mother CPRed too hard and all the duck's organs combusted. Fortunately, doctors came to save him. Unfortunately, whilst the doctors were trying to sew his organs up, they split open his skull and his brain spilled out of his head. It looked like grey cauliflower. Fortunately, they managed to sew him up and he was fine. Unfortunately, he looked terrible, with many scars. Fortunately, his mother brought him to undergo plastic surgery. Unfortunately, after his plastic surgery, he looked like a lemon. He felt sad and left out from his friends lives and tried to hang himself. Fortunately, one of his friends saved him and he  didn't die. Then, that friend took him to buy a duck costume. The costume fit so well and looked really realistic. Unfortunately, the female ducks

Abrv r annyng rght ? Dis is vry wrd. AHEM....AHEM What i was meant to say  : Abbreviations are annoying right ? This is very weird. Tht ws rly rly annyng. (guess what i'm trying to say, TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS) Time to speak in normal english.... WHY IS THE WORLD CHANGING SO MUCH. REVERT BACK TO THE FUNCTIONALLY DYSFUNCTIONAL WAY. Ths is da shortst pst i hv vr done buh bye

If Gum Isn't Food, Then What Is It??? Have you ever wondered what is in gum?  Or more to the fact, what is it???????????? That was definitely a bit over the top... I keep having arguments with myself.  It's most tedious. Anyway, my mum is obsessed with gum. Here is an example of her favourite gum: Closely followed by: That looks wrong, doesn't it? My calculator concludes that smartness belongs to something that isn't chewing gum. Oh yeah, I forgot about comparing chewing gum with bubble gum. Everyone... Welcome To The Comparison Of Chewing Gum And Bubble Gum!  Chewing gum is:  flavoured gum for chewing, typically made from chicle. And bubble gum is:  chewing gum that can be blown into bubbles. So, they're pretty much the same... I guess... *Ahem, thank you for all your support on chewing gum and what it is.  Just so you guys know, chewing gum is: I don't think you're going to believe this. It has ta

Do you know what it means when something says... *Not Clickbait* Some of you may, some of you may not... The word clickbait means that it makes you click it... click - to press on with your mouse bait - a luring device So clickbait means... a device luring you to press on it with your mouse. That is the ultimate definition.  Most things online are completely clickbait.  What you see in thumbnails and its title can sometimes not be related to what the content is at all! In conclusion, what is clickbait? This.

All Of You See Me As Just Another Blogger... But Who Am I? What Do I Like? What Am I Like? My name is Jessica Gan and I am an average Malaysian 12 year old. I live in KL, the capital city of Malaysia, where the only 2 seasons are RAIN and SUN. It is an average of 26 °C all year round. My life is a jumble of schooling , tuition , friends and... GYMNASTICS!!! Gymnastics is my favourite sport and one of the only sports I can actually do fairly well.  (not really) Dis is me... Flying... It was fun... I nearly killed myself... It was amazing... First back handspring... My legs were bent... I landed terribly... I make the weirdest faces... Just look at the face I am making there... It looks weird... I also LOVE badminton... A LOT... You can ask Annie!!! I have around 8 tuitions a week and have home schooling as well as schooling. I spend a lot of my time on my macbook and write blog posts and watch YouTube. I love reading and one of my favou

If you want to find something interesting on this blog, this post shows you the 3 most popular posts from each blog member!!!  Read them... And have fun!!! (click to see post) #1 Jessica Gan Save Our Sharks! Super Snacks for you DOG!!! How to Study Smart! #2 Annie Jakes-Mckay Feelings Stationary (Untitled) - I Am Random Chapter 7 - Short Story Section #3 Beyourself_xy Step-by-Step Beginner's Instructions on how to Fix a Rubik's Cube! Whales in Danger Why is Sleeping Important? #4 AWESOMENESS Burrito 2017 MOVIE BREAKDOWN The Pokemon Craze Real Fake News #5 elliethatnerd 6 T H I N G S T O D O W H E N Y O U ' R E B O R E D 5 F I C T I O N B O O K S Y O U S H O U L D R E A D O B S E S S E D ! (with puns) #6 Xuan Pan Why is exercise good for health? When you FIGHT with your siblings! Why is XIN YING and JESSICA so AWESOME! #7 Tiff_Awesomeness Rice is the Best!!! TIFF INTRO BLOGGER STUFF MEH

This is for my dear readers, aren't you wondering why there aren't many posts recently? No offence to my other fellow authors, but our more committed authors (Sorry Guyzz who aren't committed as these two)  are away trekking and they didn't bring their computers with them. So sad!!! 😢  😱  😭!!!! Congratulating Jessica and Be_Yourselfxy!!!! [Hem, hem.  This disappointing thingy is turning into something more happy than I expected...] Yippee!!!!!!!!!! ..., so yeah..., I guess..., is there anymore to say..., oh yeah, why am I using this size..., I don't know..., this is getting awkward..., so..., I shall end it.... Bye, people!

I like stationary.  Although it may seem that I like cheese more than I like stationary, I like stationary more.  Unfortunately, liking is not something you usually associate with me.  It's either love or hate.   Me: But, I like stationary. And again we speak of liking : Me to Me Stationary is awesome!  It ranges from pens to scissors to practically anything you imagine.  THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!! Yeah, that was a bit much. Anyway... These are some facts about Stationary: The word ‘pen’ comes from an old French word for the long wing or tail feather of a bird. Research in 2008 revealed that the average Bic ballpoint can draw a line three kilometres long. Hehe, this is not a fact, but it basically is.  Stationary is the best!  [*I'm not being partial to anything here...] You are lying: Me to Me Me: Shut up! So, let's continue. I have a friend.  Her name is Elisabeth.  She is rather obsessed with a bad pun.  I get it, but it i