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quick question, for all you readers/bloggers, what is your favourite kind of food? Like meal food, not desserts. Mine is ITALIAN what is yours?????

A conversation between a supervillain and a kitten. Supervillain: So...kitten, I plan to take over the world. (evil laughing) Kitten: (is sleepy and starts nodding off; it's only a kitten) meow. Supervillain: Are you not impressed? Kitten: Meow. Supervillain: (starts shaking kitten violently) Respond, little fluffy thing! What...what are you doing with your eyes...?! They are so round...so sweet... (faints from overload of adorability) A conversation between a crazy person and a boring person Crazy person: (Giggles maniacally) Boring person: Okay. Crazy Person: Did you know, I.... PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA, I HAVE A....stop. Look (points at the wall) Paint is DRYINGGGGG!!!!! We'll all be potatoes soon, you know. Or tables. Tables are good for eating. Eating is good for living. Living is good for strawberries. Strawberries are good for earplugs. Earplugs are good for mushrooms. Mushrooms are good for....PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA. Boring person: Okay. Crazy person: I know s...

To all of you viewers who were tricked by Annie's recent post, let me enlighten you. I am actually the head of this blog. I do also have a hierarchy, however, mainly to do with the number of posts people have, how frequently they post, and  how annoying they are  their content... HIERARCHY: #1 - ME, Jessica Gan ( I'm the head, not the deputy ) I is amazing! #2 - Annie Jakes-Mckay  (Valued member much ) Pronounced as Annie Jake-es-Mckay... #3 - Beyourself_xy  ( Professional England speaker ) Xy, your England is en pointe... #4 - A peculiar sort of author ( Why so English? ) Super Englishy, can't stand it (not rlly)... #5 - Awesomeness Burrito ( Off ) I think this burrito has gone off... #6 - Eliya ( Clickbait ) Once called elliethatnerd. Eliya, clickbait again! Gotcha, didn't I? #7 - TiffAwesomeness ( She is rice... whoops, nice*) Well done Tiff, you live up to your name unlike the person in the #5 spot. Just wish you had more posts... #8 - Pan Xuan ...

If only I were head of the blog.  It would become a much awesomer place.  (In my opinion, at least) This would be the hierarchy: Head: Cheesy_Owl_820 (Blah di blah di blah I can't remember the rest) Deputy Head: Jessica Gan Head Of Englishy Posting: A Peculiar Sort Of Author Deputy Head Of Englishy Posting: Elliethatnerd aka eliya (That's what she is nowadays weirdly...) Head Of Copycat Examiner: Beyourself_xy Head Of Rice Testing: Tif_Awesomeness Head Of Coloured Font: Pan Xuan Person Who Is Useless And Scrapes The Toilets For Us: Awesomeness_Burrito (Hehe, I hope you aren't reading this Awesomeness_Burrito. You should have seen yourself the other day. "Oh, the sky is made of Ruffles, and so is the ground," he said. And with that, he picked up a stray piece of stone from the ground, attempted to look enigmatic with his nose turned up and said, " A wonderful specimen." before popping it into his MOUTH ! Although he later denie...

The Creature 2 (because I was told to name it this but I'm being disobedient and not changing the real title) The ship was dented. The iceberg that it hit was perfectly fine. However, sitting near Poppy was the creature. She had no more matches left. It was completely dark. Poppy could only hear the soft sound of scales sliding against the rough flooring. Where was the pink person? Poppy had fallen back into the hull of the ship. Every one of her breaths echoed through the room. "I need a torch," she thought, "but where am I going to find one?" She groped around, careful not to come close to the slithering sound. Her torch was on her desk, just where she left it. Trembling, she made her way across the room, fear overcrowding her large intelligent mind. There it was. In her hands, she gripped the torch. In the dark, the creature could see better than she could. It had just finished its delicious meal of Nicholas and was looking for another. It heard stead...

Hi, it's Kitten.  I'm trapped in the Plugworld forever, but so what. At least I like my house that is a marmite jar with 5 floors with a pond with Fluffy and Sid in it. I love my marmite jar. It is made of really nice glass. I'm going to go sing some nice songs where I can reach F8!!! .... .... Oh no! I have finished singing. My house is in ruins! The glass is ALL BROKEN!!! ARGHGHGHGHHGHHDFKHJAFHDLBKJRWBSALIVBSAVFLKSAJBSLIFABSILAHSBFLIUKJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY???????????????????????? There are shards of glass in the pond. Oh no. The pond is filled with red water. IT IS BLOOD!!!! FLUFFY AND SID ARE DEAD!!!! I feel so sad.  Nothing is going right. No one loves me. Not even Tara. Well, I never liked her anyway.

Acronyames are acronyms for names. Using acronyames is an interesting way to describe people in a few words. For example: T errible O bedient (NOT) B usybody  Y olo (he always says that) However, this is an easier example: A mazing N ice N atty I nnovative E xcellent This is Jessica writing this (totally): J ubilant (Well, most of the time) E nergetic S uperb S pectacular I nterestingly Marvellous C hampion (Definitely) A wesome  (#Awesome if I may say so myself) (*Hehe, you must have guessed, this is Cheesy_Owl_82017_Pi [I'm too lazy to find the symbol], but all of you must admit that this is true...) Er... Thanks, Annie. Stop telling lies though. You described me wrong. I'll post it anyway just to show what a nice person you are...

I shall name this story "The creature" so the next post of the game author will be called "The creature 2" etc etc because writing "the game author written down  continued continued" etc is too long and troublesome. Then a boat appeared, riding air, and a very odd whale swept Poppy into it. "Hang on!" it yelled as they flew out of the laboratory. The whale, Poppy discerned, was a female, and most definitely a mother, also, she was pink. Then gummy bears rained down from the sky and Poppy began to be afraid. The creature lunged from the laboratory into the air, all scales and spit and claws. Foam and blood coated its mouth and Poppy close her eyes. Nicholas had not made it. Forthwith the pink whale transformed into a human. "I know it's not a great time, but why were you a whale? And pink? And what is happening?" "I am the embodiment of nonsense," she said gently, "the only thing that can defat that creature....

I guess I'm dead.  Who knows??? Maybe I'm not.  Maybe Tara was wrong. I forgot to mention in my diary that I got a full collection of The Plugworld Laws.  Now, let's see... "1).  The Plugworld can only be entered through the Glu Tack tunnel 2). Only specified guests are allowed into the Plugworld (Friends of Mr Parsley, Mrs Ellionock, Ms Nadezhda, etc.) ... ... 372). Items cannot be taken from the Plugworld.  Any living organism found to break that law is punished by death.  However, if an item is originally from Earth and is taken to the Plugwold, then returned to earth, that organism will have to live in the Plugworld forever. ... End of the Laws, break any of these laws, and it is punishable by death." Donesogs! I thought.  Which of course means "Goodness!" in silly human language. I guess that means that I am living in the Plugworld forever.  I really hope that Tara, Fluffy and Sid come and visit me. I've already deci...

It's scales could only be described as grotesque.  The powerful leg muscles moved within it's flaky skin.  Gnawing on a bone, it's body stiffened as it sniffed the air and found a new meal... Poppy had no idea what this creature was, but remembered what she had been told when growing up if she were to meet a bear: Crouch down and don't make eye contact.  And so she did.  Yet that did little to divert the beast's attention.  It rampaged about, disrupting the delicate experiments Poppy had spent years developing.  Clearly, it's eyes weren't very good.  Finally, it found what it had been looking for: Poppy.  Poppy bit her lip to stop herself from screaming as the powerful jaws of the brute clamped upon her left arm, it's muzzle sinking deep into the muscles and tendons of her forearm.  But before it could get a good grip, a force with immeasurable strength ripped her out of the savage's clutches. "Nicholas!" cried Poppy, sighing in relief...

Ok, firstly, "author" is a game where someone says a story and stops at an exciting bit and the next person will have to continue it. iIll start with a story, and then another blogger will have to continue it. e.g (in terms of sentences) Blogger 1: There was once a girl. Blogger 2: She screamed as potatoes filled the air. Something like that, but in terms of a continued story, it can be completely irrelevant or relevant, it doesn't matter. There is something very extraordinary about whales, Poppy had decided, they were mammals but they lived under the sea. Because of her fascination with whales, Poppy then decided to study marine life, and so that is how she became a marine biologist. "Get out, it's past 3 int he morning, I need to clean," the janitor said grumpily, breaking Poppy out of her reverie. He looked very much like a goat, she decided, a grumpy goat with a moustache the length of the river nile, this made her feel better. "Yes, sir. S...

CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL - WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT... ... In September 2017, an iceberg, four times the size of Manhattan had calved in Antartica, leaving a gaping hole, making the threat of climate change more real than ever. Unfortunately, this did not make it to the headlines unlike Beyonce's twins, Sir and Rumi Carter, did. However, this should come as no surprise as it  resonates with what the public are more interested in. It is no wonder that the first man to travel to both Poles, Robert Swan, stated that, "The greatest threat to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it." I was doing some research and stumbled upon appalling facts on climate change. We cannot deny climate change as the evidence is too overwhelming. Global temperature is rising to alarming levels and this is the warming of the oceans. In fact, the recent devastating hurricanes, Irma and Harvey, are said to be caused by this calamity. In the North and South pole, ice sheets ...

WOW long time no see! Now, as I have said in ALL my other recent blog posts, I have a life. Not an interesting one, but still. I have a life. So, I was busy. And sometimes I lack ideas of what to post, but now I have an idea! Yay me! I do use these hacks and they aren't for nothing, okay. Trust me. 1: Messy wires If you constantly have your wires all over the place, then take a small basket, box, shoebox, etc. and place all your wires in there! If you take a bigger box/basket, you can keep your devices in there too, so they don't just lay on your bed or take up space on your desk. 2: CONTAINERS! You know if you have a huge display shelf and you dump all your things there it'll look pretty messy. If you want your room to look tidy, use some containers on the shelf (it'll kind of act like a drawer) so it'll look neater! You can use the same concept for tidying the top of your drawers and such; just use shoeboxes or something. 3: Extra pillows/blank...

Dear Diary, As I was going down the dirty plug, darkness engulfed (a new word Tara thought  taught me) me... Where was Fluffy and Sid? They had disappeared? Tara held on to my hand and sang. This song was in an odd language, one that I did not understand. And as Tara kept singing, we dissolved into the water and waves around us.  We appeared in a hole. But not a deep or dark hole. A small, bright hole. The walls of that hole were made of blu tack. Carefully, I made holes in the blu tack and climbed out. (it was a long climb for me and Tara) 63 seconds later, we were out of the hole and looked around. The place was filled with sand and weird objects. Then, out of no where, out popped a strange creature with no ears. You know the phrase "as small as a bug's ear"? I know it - and I have no ears so it must be wrong. The strange creature smiled at me. It was not a bug. Tara just smiled and climbed out of the hole, hugging the strange creature tightly. I tri...