- SCHOOL LIFE - expectations vs reality

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Life is hard.
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 Some things don't happen as you plan.

 Here are some of them you can definitely relate to.
#1 - Exams

 Expectation
After 10 days of intense study - 100%!!!

 Reality
After 2 months of intense study - 56%...
#2 - Parents' reaction

 Expectation
Me: Ma! I got an A*+!!!!
Mother: Wah!!! So good!!! I give you 100 ringgit!

 Reality
Me: Ma! I got an A*+!!!!
Mother: WAH!!! ONLY A*+ AH, WHY NO A**?
GO STUDY NOW!!! NEXT TEST BETTER GET A** AH!!! YOU HEAR ME OR NOT?!?!?!
#3 - IQ

 Expectation
This IQ test is SOOOO easy!!!
[checks score]
YES!!!!! My IQ is 200!!!

 Reality
Aya, this IQ test sooo easy!
[checks score]
WALAU!!! I CALL HACKS!!!
#4 - 1st day of school

 Expectation
ALL PREPARED!!!!

 Reality
SHOOOT!!!! What should I bring??????????
#5 - School trip packing

 Expectation
I'm all packed for next week's school trip!!!

 Reality
ARGHHHH!!! We've got to leave to the school trip now but I still have to pack my bag!!!
#6 - Chinese spelling test

 Expectation
1) 詹 ✔️
2) 䶄 ✔️
3) 鎩 ✔️
4) 螄 ✔️
5) 耀 ✔️

 Reality
1) 一 ✖️  意
2) 四 ✖️  死
3) 方 ✖️  放
4) 吃 ✖️  迟
5) 十 ✖️  时
#6 - Lunch food

 Expectations
DELICIOUS!!!!!

 Reality
I don't think I want to finish my food......
#7 - Lunch time

 Expectations
I've finished eating my delicious lunch - I've still got 45 minutes to do whatever I want.

 Reality
I've just gulped down my food in about 2 minutes and now I only have 10 minutes to do my English, French AND History homework!!!
#8 - Friends

 Expectations
Everyone is my friend because I'm so nice!

 Reality
Okay, I'll be alone this lunchtime again, I suppose.
#9 - Streaming
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 Expectation
I'm in top set for everything - even PE!!!!!
#SoHAPPY!!!!

 Reality
Set 3 for English, Set 4 for Math, Set 3 for Chinese, Set 4 for Science, Set 10 for PE!!!
#10 - Summer Holidays

 Expectation
I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Time for some fun!!!!!

 Reality
So much homework from school... At least 3 tuitions every day... WHY?????????????



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