MORE PUNS
HELLO once again. I'm bored. Time for more bad puns, eh? Also all jokes go to their rightful owners. :)
1: Me.
[ok I already made that joke – wait, my parents did.]
2: You.
[this is ALSO from my other post, be more original.]
3: Us.
[stop... just stop.]
4: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a day.
5: What did the buffalo say to his son when he was going to college?
Bison.
6: Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up.
[THAT ONE'S FOR YOU TOBY]
7: Life without Pepe is memeingless.
8: What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
Mitosis.
[HAHAHAHHA NERD JOKES]
9: I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
10: A crazy wife tells her husband moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it's reindeer.
[HAHAH OMG I JUST CAN'T]
11: Thank you, my arms, for always being by my side.
12: Have you heard about the Italian cook with an incurable disease?
He pastaway.
[BAAHAHAHAHA]
13: A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
14: What do you call a muscular, pregnant woman?
A body builder.
15: If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
AND THOSE ARE ALL THE STUPID PUNS I CAN HANDLE. Which was your favourite?
~ e l i y a
1: Me.
[ok I already made that joke – wait, my parents did.]
2: You.
[this is ALSO from my other post, be more original.]
3: Us.
[stop... just stop.]
4: Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a day.
5: What did the buffalo say to his son when he was going to college?
Bison.
6: Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up.
[THAT ONE'S FOR YOU TOBY]
7: Life without Pepe is memeingless.
8: What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
Mitosis.
[HAHAHAHHA NERD JOKES]
9: I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
10: A crazy wife tells her husband moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it's reindeer.
[HAHAH OMG I JUST CAN'T]
11: Thank you, my arms, for always being by my side.
12: Have you heard about the Italian cook with an incurable disease?
He pastaway.
[BAAHAHAHAHA]
13: A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
14: What do you call a muscular, pregnant woman?
A body builder.
15: If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
AND THOSE ARE ALL THE STUPID PUNS I CAN HANDLE. Which was your favourite?
~ e l i y a
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