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The day before yesterday, I met a strange man down the alleyway. His eyes glowed in a kaleidoscopic way and shone like the sun at night.......... (sarcasm though...) I walked cautiously into a deserted bus stop. The man was following me. He was right behind me. I could feel his sour breath stinging the back of my neck.  Two seconds later, calloused hands wrapped around my neck. I struggled and pulled at them, but those hands, those terrifying hands, pulled me further away from the day. Stooped with exhaustion, I stopped fighting for my supposedly good life and sat lifeless in the back of a car, finding myself strapped tightly to the seat. A wave of cold dread washed over me. I was going to "I don't know where" in "I don't know who"'s car to do "I don't know what" until "I don't know when" and "I don't know how" I was ever going to escape this... Yes, complications, I know... After a considerable peri...

Just in case you don't know what a bagel is, a bagel is this round thing like a doughnut but healthier. People usually eat these for breakfast... Or maybe for lunch... Or maybe even for dinner! I like cream cheese on my bagels.  Just saying. According to this weird dictionary online, a bagel is:  a dense bread roll in the shape of a ring, made by boiling dough and then baking it. This is a tale about a bagel that is named Correction Tape Once upon a time, the bagel that was named Correction Tape decide to eat some sweets because he thought that sweets were delicious. Unfortunately, he choked on the sweets and nearly died.  But, some strong, pungent cheese chose to save the day, giving the Correction Tape some antidote that would cure him of the deathly sweets... The antidote was actually 2/3 arsenic.  The other 1/3 was soap.  The soap however, did little to stop the deadly effects of the arsenic. According to the logic of chees...

I LOVE Fruit Rollups. They are the best. I am completely addicted to them. Here is how Fruit Rollups are related to CHEESE. The fruit rollups I absolutely adore are red.  Apples are red. Apples are also green. Green kiwi taste good. Chicken rice also tastes good. The chicken rice shop sells chicken rice. The chicken rice shop is famous for its delicious rice. Rice is tiffany's favourite food. Tiffany is really good friends with Annie. Annie LOVES cheese. In the end, Fruit rollups are related to Cheese...

A rice Magazine article by Tiffany! I hope you can read it!!!

Here is some randomness... Ancestry.  So, here is the definition of ancestry:  one's family or ethnic descent But, if you don't trust the Oxford Dictionary Of English, then don't listen to this. So basically, ancestry is your grandparents and great-grandparents and great-great-grandparents and do I need to go any further? Here is a short story about ancestry: Once upon a time, there was a piece of cheese.  He thought his great-great-great grandmother was a unicorn.   One day,  someone called Mr Headphones told the piece of cheese that his great-great-great grandmother wasn't actually a unicorn because unicorns don't exist. How far into this do you agree? Back to topic. Errrrrrr, I don't know.  Let's leave it at that. The piece of cheese. Anyway... Read the next chapter. Coming out soon! Link to I Am Random Chapter 1: https://my-awesomegang.blogspot.my/2017/05/extraterrestrial-life-i-am-random.html 

Hi people! I am gonna be a new blogger! I am awesome and I love rice! Tiffany LOL...This is getting awkward.

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This blog started with only 1 member: me... It has grown incredibly since it has started. This is because of my friends, and you guys... My name is Jessica, I am just an ordinary girl in Malaysia, eating fatty Malaysian food and getting fat, then one day, I stumbled across this teacher. She introduced me to blogging, and since then, I loved it.  This is the journey of our blog: Its original name was Purple Penguins, with me as the creator and the only member of this blog... I didn't post that much.  FUN FACT: Our most popular post is my first post ever posted on this blog, so if you are against shark finning (killing), click here: Save Our Sharks!!! Well, I could only write so much so... I hired new members to write on every different topic!!! Here are the members in order of when they joined (with a little random info) : 1) Jessica Gan (Me)  Original name when I started this blog was Flying Catfish...  I am an extreme foodie and LOVE...

Once upon a time, in the land of (*I don't know where)  there was a little beast.  He looked like a human.  However, some of the organs and parts of his body are in different places.  For instance, his arms came out of his neck and to smile, he had to frown... What is life like on other planets? That, my friends, is the million, no billion dollar question... Maybe they eat cars and drive hot dogs... Perhaps they are born super-smart and lose all their geniusness when they get older.... Conceivably they are scared of water and they survive on rum... Who knows? So, if we were to pretend we were in another planet, what would be the first thing we do? Option 1: Eat some cheese. Option 2: Meet and make some new friends Option 3: Buy a house Option 4: Go swimming with toucans Option 5: Dress up as the Loch Ness monster and give the locals a scare.         I was walking around town, and everyone was frowning at me.  How ...

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I was running.   I don’t know what I was running from, or where I was running to, so I stopped.   The cold fingers of Death were groping for me.   My eyes blinded with tears of fear, I spun around, summoning all of my strength, and sprinted off, into the blaze of fire in front of me. Heat.   It washed over me like a wave.   I was burning, choking and gasping for pure air.   The fire, it scorched my throat, charred me to my very core and incinerated my fears.   I was scared of nothing.   I was slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity into the depths of a deep abyss.   The paralyzing agony then came.   The excruciating pain, it was white-hot.   It enveloped me, I couldn’t feel anything else as I tumbled into unconsciousness. I felt the cooling touch of water.   Relief numbed my body.   Then, I realised I was trapped: a thick woollen blanket covered me.   I clawed weakly at its folds.   Then the events...

This is an example of what a cat would say: Meow, I am an idiot. This is an example of what a chicken would say: Peck, peck. See, this proves that cheese is good. The logical theory in that is that peck peck relates to the birdseed which is created by the man that raises cows.  The man that raises cows sells his milk to a cocoa bean. The cocoa bean's best friend is shampoo. The shampoo is married to the conditioner and the pencil sharpener performed the wedding. The pencil shavings are actually crispy pigs ears. The pigs ears are enemies with chewing gum. The uncle of the chewing gum is milk. That is how milk relates to birdseed. But where does the cheese come in? So, you see, cheese's second cousin once removed is butter. Therefore if we take some milk and turn it into butter.  Then turn that butter into cheese, then everyone is happy. Unfortunately, this does not relate to cat...

There are many types of friends which I have.  Here are some situations and things that happen between us... P.S. Many of these are NOT true... #1 Super caring friend... Mean person: :You look so weird... No offence (sarcastically) Friend: You look weird - go away #2 Mean friend... Me: Do you wanna go eat lunch now? Friend: No. You go on your own. Me: Please come with me, I'll be lonely... Friend: I don't care if you are lonely! Just go eat by yourself! #3 Always dreaming friend...  (me and xy version...) Beyourself_xy: You know a, the teacher said that... Then my ballet friend... You know what?... She was like... Then I scraped my hand on my locker... He was like... Then... Oh look... Yah, and my friend was like... It was SO funny!!! Me: Huh? #4 Bad talk friend... Friend: Hi, Jess! You are the best friend ever! You are SO nice! (Later...) Friend: You know Jessica right, she is a terrible friend. Like, she is soooo mean... I hate her.....

Good Friends: - Who you can tell most of your feelings to - Who you can trust - Who you can work well with - Who you can have fun with - Who you can entertain with - Who you can share your precious stories with - Who you can make fun (not literally) of without making her sad and annoyed - Who you can study and revise with - Who you can share revision stuff with - Who makes you feel that they will be there for you - Who makes you feel happy - Who you can share your personal bubble with Bad Friends: - Who you will be influenced in a bad way - Who you cannot trust at all - Who makes you feel insulted when they make fun of your personality - Who does mean things or bully people - Who does stuff like going through your personal information with - Who doesn't help you whenever you have a problem - Who you cannot cooperate with - Who relies on you to do everything - Who you cannot stay close to But most importantly, Be Yourself Have a good life! :)

I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... Show off-ers I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who only think of themselves I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who copy one of my best projects (though I copy too) I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who make fun of me I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who you cannot say no to I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who swear everyday at least 5 times I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who are obsessed with social media I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who ignore I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who do not share things such as "How do you do this question?" I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who deletes and hacks you mac or phone or whatever without your permission I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who plays pranks on you This can go on and on and so i will get to the main one(s) I ABSOLUTELY HATE.... People who does things that you first created and then you lose access thanks to them. Have a good life and do not be friends with these types of people.