How To Look Like A Peaceable Farmer In Ten Simple Steps

By Anonymous -
How To Look Like A Peaceable Farmer In Ten Simple Steps:

  1. Eat some cheese
  2. Find a hat
  3. Find some straw
  4. Find a shirt
  5. Find trousers
  6. Find boots
  7. Put all the things you've found on
  8. Walk with your feet at the times 10 and 2.
  9. Eat some more cheese!
  10. Success, you look like a farmer!

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