Karoot the Llama - Fortunately and Unfortunately

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This is the story of Karoot the Llama...

 Here we go...

 Once upon a time, there was a llama called Karoot. He liked to dance on tables which were made of marble.

 Unfortunately, he fell off the table and broke her neck.

 Fortunately, she was saved by a passer-by, who happened to be a doctor.

 Unfortunately, Karoot didn't dare to dance any more, and she was incredibly depressed.

 Fortunately, she met a therapist named Joesu and he managed to cure her of her depression.

 Unfortunately, Joesu was actually insane and, instead of curing her, he actually poisoned her mind with terrible illusions and delusions of grandeur. She wasted all her money on buying expensive cars and drinking. 

 Fortunately, her brother, Jacop the Llama had money and saved her from her terrible trance. He took her to his house and made sure she was normal again.

 Unfortunately, Karoot was now like a zombie, with a mushy mind.

 Fortunately, she got it fixed by the best neurosurgeon in the world.

 Unfortunately, that made her skull become a weird shape and she was alive, but with a low self esteem. 

 Fortunately, she met her long lost sister and she was so happy that she was completely cured.

 Unfortunately, she overheard that her long lost sister actually hated her for who she was and Karoot drowned herself in her bathtub where she died.

 THE END

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